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Hey, finally found you, you don't half make it hard - have you ever heard of google SEO, anyway done a bit of greenlaning, have the bug...

So do you guys meet regular - is it weekend only (I can do some weekdays), whos palm do I have to cross with 40 pieces of silver to get to the rideouts section?

Rog.

I am the one with the rattly/leaky TTR bringing up the rear on the occasional DTRF rideout.

 

 

 

 



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Well that's serendipity in action.

I was just thinking of applying to FBF for the post of Attitude Inspection Officer for this esteemed forum when your post landed. I am familiar with and indeed very appreciative of the DTRf and the sterling work they do but fell foul of their attitude inspection officers and subsequently banned from posting on their site and, quid pro quo, riding with them.

There is a more informal vibe to this progressive group of riding and indeed non riding heroes.

I'm thinking of tootling out next Tuesday middayish Ideford and environs or maybe Marldon to Totnes mid afternoon. Would that work for you? Just a short tootle nothing too gnarly.

Do you know folk on this forum?

FBF holds all the keys (except for that Burt who wangled or pinched a couple)



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Paul,

ref Rog. 

Im sure you too have received PM's from across the world saying an "Attitude Inspection Officer" is unnecessary and all you need is someone who is "Base, Common and Popular" and the attendant links to Shakespearian quotes n Pierian spring like thoughts..

Skippy

the Bush Kangaroo

ps. Rog still planning to ride out sometime Tuesday.





-- Edited by Skippy BK on Thursday 25th of September 2014 09:29:27 PM

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You found us after quite a bit of work, Rog - bet it doesn't take as long to forget about usconfuse

Skippy's the token academic amongst us, as you may have gathered. The rest of us are just thick. I'm sure you'll fit in somewhere.....

 



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Hello , I am Burt and I'm special (needs). SKIPPY is right, I hold some key's,  and he don't like it. Ming is cool, in a weird snake hipped way. Enjoy the madness.



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Dirty Ming wrote:

 

Skippy's the token academic amongst us, as you may have gathered. I'm sure you'll fit in somewhere.....

 


LOOK I don't know how long I will be asking you upper peers, n old masters, to be recognising that is not a Kangaroo in my avatar. It is in fact a dolphin. Yes a dolphin, Flipper in factuality. Lived happily in retired Aussie dead meat home.

This is irony - make it flat.

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Burt wrote:

Hello , I am Burt and I'm special (needs). SKIPPY is right, I hold some key's,  and he don't like it. Ming is cool, in a weird snake hipped way. Enjoy the madness.


 Dude you are right I'll be be no more live linking again but I liked a lot that, our man in Assam, the Lucky got the floaty bit n appreciated it so I dun it again

http://youtu.be/S0BDS0-ZwOw



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Maybe not cut out to be base, common n popular

youtu.be/YanjY9CsPDQ

Officer suits me more


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Should I start editing now?

Imagine a song ...

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Blimey, lots of long complicated words and references to little known shakesperian plays....

I do however remember skippy.

What's that skip, little joeys fallen down the well. And he's broke his leg, what in two places...

And the water levels rising due to the recent rains, and you want me to follow you.

Flipper never did seem to have the same tension, btw I think they got through a number of different kangeroos, might have been due to them falling down all those dangerous wells

Tuesday maybe a goer, however I do fall off a lot but have been getting better recently.

So where/what time?



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Dunno mate.

Waiting to hear on the job application.

Hope to know before Tuesday.

N ride

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Can you imagine

A forum that allows expression

youtu.be/3xZmlUV8muY

N looks for friends

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Hmmm. Anyone know if Bodger can ride?

Bodger do you have a view?

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Welcome no can ride, Bodgersan

youtu.be/PdLIerfXuZ4



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Bodger can ride yes! He is Mostly trying to avoid the oil his bike is spilling 😬.......

Skippy you never told me you were banned from riding with the DTRF boys 😡 ......

Ray ban skippy from the slow paced, peaceful, rises you post in the future please! I mean we can't have loud, fast, wheel spinning, roster boys on your rides in future what would the "east devon TRF" say.... 😄

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Skippy you never told me you were banned from riding with the DTRF boys 😡 ......


 That's right Sam I never did because I'm not "banned"

however, if I cannae read the Rideout section that is in effect a ban from riding out with the DTRF 



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You should have access now Bodger. This is not per chance the rally raid TTR with the enormous searchlight on the front?



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Skippy BK wrote:
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Skippy you never told me you were banned from riding with the DTRF boys 😡 ......


 That's right Sam I never did because I'm not "banned"

however, if I cannae read the Rideout section that is in effect a ban from riding out with the DTRF 

 

 

They don't know what there missing out on!!!!!!!!!!  I mean that tan WOW..... and in the summer months you even get the joy of Si's company to keep you on your toes........

oh... trying to convince the misses that riding this weekend is a good idea. I mean what's the worse that can happen a week before I fly off on holiday?       its not like ray leads runs up anywhere tricky and I always ride so safe!!!!!!!! cant believe that she doesn't agree!! so looks like time at the pub in teignmouth/shaldon drinking in what I hope is the sun....... 

 


 



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Yes fraid is is the raid with the ginormus headlight, its ok though, it's not working at the mo and I kinda like it that way....

Hey Sam, think I fixed that oil leak - nice clean 20p bit and some black high temp silicon - over the decompression cable jobbie hole..

 



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Sorry about this Bodger but Tuesday not going to work for me now. Can you ride out on other weekdays?

BTW I didn't get the role of attitude inspection officer as I made mention, to the interview committee, that I suspected that your avatar was probably a picture of your own child and my suggestion that I respond to the awfulness of it as a concept as an avatar as follows ...

" Gee that chubby, smiley kid seems to like be blown up the ass with a tyre inflator "

was deemed wholly inappropriate. 

still looking for a rolebiggrin



-- Edited by Skippy BK on Sunday 28th of September 2014 07:12:08 PM

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Dude. I dun it again
youtu.be/S0BDS0-ZwOw
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I don't why this riverbank is so precious, I like rivers they keep flowing come hell or high water, but I do think pirates need to be kept away of Pilates classes, if you had your lower leg sawn off n frigging bird squawking in your ear you'd need a little light relief, n yoga not Pilates would suit you more.

Higher plane pretend intellectual vocalises thoughts....

N says go get your own

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APPLICATION rejected

 

complety happily altered to explain why



-- Edited by Skippy BK on Monday 29th of September 2014 01:00:34 AM

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Ok, tomorrow/ Tuesday is not all that good for me either, wife has contracted the 'new kitchen' disease thats been going round the local school - seems only to affect middle aged women, has a devestating effect on finances and well being (we currently have no kitchen).

Suffice to say our kitchen is a dusty hell hole and is made worse by the fact that when old ceiling was ripped down, I noticed a number of split joists, we need a RSJ to stop the house from falling in on itself. My role albeit not a RSJ inserter as such is to do all  the donkey work. Prob will take up this week and beginning of next.

You are right on the avatar, I only have photos of my kids and some naughty ones of the wife (on computer) - didn't the the latter was appropriate, or is it???!!!!!

 

 

 



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The latter will be far more acceptable. Expect enormous support regarding this. Sympathies with the Kitchen disease it is highly contagious

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I thought you may be a Tory MP until I  realised the pics were of your missus, not your naked self.confuse

 

Feel free to post what you want, but no pics of under 16's - so delete the kiddy picswink

 



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Skippy BK wrote:

The latter will be far more acceptable. Expect enormous support regarding this.


+1 and +1 more on behalf of Simon who seems to be having temporary keyboard/abuse problems at the moment.



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Tim wrote:
Skippy BK wrote:

The latter will be far more acceptable. Expect enormous support regarding this.


+1 and +1 more on behalf of Simon who seems to be having temporary keyboard/abuse problems at the moment.


 Simon suffering from crusty non functioning keyboard issues again? Quelle suprise! biggrin



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Hey but that goats just a kid....

I have changed my avatar, need to find a pic that won't get me into the divorce courts in the meantime you can all get off on my piccie of my ttr250 rebuild, whooaaaa look at that barrel.

 



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Better that under 16s no longer included in Avatar but a TTR 250 is about as unexciting as crabs, on a dull Tuesday, with drizzle forecast.

What happened to Secret photo stash?


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What, no soft poontang ?



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It appears not Dude.

Hows your new bike looking?

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I found a clip to shut me up.

youtu.be/-DlNsMIIyU8

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Blimey you guys are a hard crowd...

New avatar, don't ask me for anything more dodgy - you'll just get me in heaps of trouble and anyway this is a motorbike forum, not a readers wives - although that might be an interesting addition - could add it under the rides section.

 

 



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Mmm, that's better.

Well done that man.



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